Such is life, I used to be a pretty active person. I have never felt the need to step foot in a gym, but we both joined the local gym last year. True to form, neither of us have been yet. (6 months later)
I did make a news years resolution to go to the gym. But this is still yet to eventuate. I am pretty happy with how I am, but you know, I miss the physical activity and I do feel it. Life just gets in the way as I’m sure you all know.
Our toddler, in all his wisdom managed to insult me again the other day. I am starting to think he does it on purpose.
So, I was getting dressed for work in the morning. He was in our bedroom with the dog, going about their usual morning routine. Now, I am the kind of person that can’t be ass’ed un-clipping my belt, un-zipping my pants etc, I just pull the bastards up and be done with it. As I begin to wriggle into my pants, he begins to laugh.
‘Dad, your butt’s jiggly’
‘It’s like jelly’
Of course, met with laughter from my partner. The fuck kid, did you just call me fat?!?
Once again, insulted by the 3ft tall midget.
Time to make good on that new years resolution…… My butt looks like jelly, god damn.
There will likely be a lesson for him out of this. Something along the lines of…. NEVER SAY THAT TO YOUR MUM dude… 🙂